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Saturday, June 28, 2008 - Who Needs Trail? (#110)
Well now.  Number 110.  What can we say?   ReRun and Thunder Pony were our wily hares and we set off on time.  It was another hot day in the Chatt.  The hares took off from an initial intersection and we gave chase about 10 minutes after.  The pack was joined by a new boot, Kyle, and his Aunt Gina who has hashed just a few times but on about as many continents as I!

The pack entered a wooded area and after a whichy way we had a bit of trouble solving, came into a housing area and the back of a large racket club who were somebody was trying to grow asphalt by watering the tennis courts (I dunno).  The pack encountered a sign warning of planes (not), trains and autos.  And yours truly found it correct as I was about run down along the road we followed.

We found trail and eventually ended up at Northgate Mall and drinking beer at the Buffalo Wild Wings. 

We gave chase once again and this time enjoyed a little shopping.  I envy whom ever dressed the weather forecasting dummy!  Next, the pack encountered a split with only a hare arrow and in the hare's confusion, ended up snaring TP who was laying walkers' trail.  An argument ensued over what True Trail really is and then there was the dry humping.  TP sent us back to the split, we searched once again and discovered a place we figured the hare may been but only saw cock (or at least drawings of them)!  After searching more, Sticky Banana and I found one another and continued to scour the railroad tracks for some very sparse marks and ended up running the trail we would have laid!

After the shiggy, we ran into Tit Wringer and the virgin and eventually ended up back on true trail which led us back to A and a hot parking lot for down-downs.  Smartly, down-downs were moved into the shade and commenced.
The hares of course drank - a lot, Ghost Rider was FRB (welcome back again, backslider), we made TP the FBI and Tit was DFL.  Sticky drank for "chasing a dog like a ball". There was no hashit as there was no Mustard Panties AGAIN!  The pack swung and headed (who said - whatever) to Lupi's for beers and a snack.

2 weeks from today is the Wash so check the website for details.  I believe the cost is $30 that will include a give away.  So hope to see ya there!

Get on Hash Space to enjoy the story complete with embedded images!  Cheers.  [ChooChooH3's Religious Advisor, Hugh Heifer]

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