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Trail #104 was in some virgin territory at Bonny Oaks Park out near Enterprise South and the old Munitions Dump. I always welcome virgin anything so I figured it would be a good day.  My confidence in the hare, Cocksicle, was not high as I was under the misconception that he was going to do this one by himself and, as a rookie, I figured he would blow it but good.

I was relieved to see that he was in the company of our expert, hare extraordinary and hare raiser, Twat Do I Smell. I figured that the day would go well.  Boy was I mistaken!

I was a chilly afternoon and the hares were off toward a set of railroad track.  I gave a rather cryptic chalk talk to the Virgin Matt and we gave chase after the obligatory 10 minutes or so.  Immediately a few in the pack mentioned that the tracks would bring us all the way to LuvBug and COD's boat.  The hares had a different idea and the intrepid Hash dog, Elko gave them away and we left the tracks for what was once the old Chattanooga Volunteer Munitions dump and now superfund site.

After a brief mud r*n we hit the first jello shot check.  Yummy.  And we regrouped and a brief shortcut led me and somebody (I am unsure who - maybe Hula Whore - there have been a bunch of brain cells gone since then) to the next beer check.  We stood around and regrouped and Just Sara started shedding clothing and decided if she left her swear shirt at the beer check she would be reunited with it one day.  I defiled it and am not sure she wants it back!

We were off again and with me and Sticky and Hula Whore out front, things got a bit confusing.  I suggested Sticky check a road intersection and Hula and I continued down a paved road only to locate a Hare arrow and we were off believing we had just cut an enormous loop off the trail.  We got to a new head built in the section of the dump being turned into public park and missed the jello shot hidden there.  We ended up grabbing a beer at the next check beside one of the munitions storage bunkers.  This is where things get a bit entertaining.  As we were departing, the pack was catching up, as was the Hare Raiser!!!!  I was quite surprised to see a rather dejected Twat Do I Smell wandering in with the pack for a beer.

I asked if he was snared and he said he was and that he had become disoriented and was unsure where he was supposed to be so he figured he would run in with the pack.  I was dying.  So off we went, hare in tow!

Eventually, after seeing LuvBug69 bite it and have a pavement lunch on a long down hill, a suffering through some rookie hare mistakes, the pack ran past the On-In to a check 6 and back to the finish.  I had to remark at what a great job Cocksicle did keeping everything together even tough his co-hare decided to got DOT and abandon him!!!

The finish was awesome.  We ended at Cocksicle's boss' house who is quite the brewer.   We drank our fill of four different brews he had on tap - all homemade.  We would have kept drinking it but we finished all four kegs!!!  Then off to Las Mas for beers and basketballs. Well - we tried to watch basketball but we could not keep Chip Off the Old Twat's hands off the TV - or Just Sara!!!!

Down-Downs
FRB - Chip
FBI - NFN Sara
DFL - LuvBug 69
Virgin - Just Matt
Backsliders - NFN Sara and Chip
The hares drank a plenty for some poorly marked checks and some non-traditional markings that basically just fucked with us and for losing one another!
There were the usual nerd names, CBT lost a whistle and it was recovered (that's why we can't have nice things)
Twat - for weak kungfu
And it went on and on and on-on!

[ChooChooH3's Religious Advisor Hugh Heifer]