| Upping the ante! After
the trail two
weeks ago, I was unsure how we could have as much fun. Virgin territory, good beer -
the works!
Well, Stinky met the challenge. He had us circle in front of Nolan Elementary School
and as small pack saw him off after I blessed him via speaker phone since I was running
late after finishing a few honey do's!
I arrived to find a small pack, a bit of a surprise since it was such a nice day to be out
although the temp had dropped ten degrees from the base of Signal Mountain to the top.
We saved our selves from Father Abe for a change and were off after waiting for Hula Whore
to finish stretching. The pack ran through the soccer fields behind the school where
Ghost Rider discovered a new truck - since his old one burned down on I-75, it was about
time he found some transportation.
Then into the woods behind Nolan. A great trail. The pack was up and down the
walking and motorcycle trails in the woods and then down into a wash and eventually up a
creek where My Spidey senses kicked in and I discovered a small marijuana grow (I will be
claiming a stat at the office on Monday!)
At the this point, neither Ghost Rider or Hula Whore were anywhere in sight. At the
top of the creek we feigned a beer check as the hare had not bothered to give us one.
Finally, we were out of the fantastic woods and ran pavement to another motorbike path
that eventually brought us to the finish and the new football field across from the new high
school behind Nolan. But wait! No Hula Whore!!!!
We were a bit concerned until he showed up complaining of missing a pack mark due to his
high rate of speed.
We hung out until the nice police man showed up and decided, being outnumbered, it was
best to leave the drunks to their vices.
Finally, as it was getting colder, Gender Bender went in search of the girls in his Land
Cruiser and located the slow movers a good mile outside the finish and autohashed them to
the end.
But no complaining as the trail had been well laid and called the last one. I hope
Chip can recover from his motorcycle accident to do as well in two weeks!!!! (Yep -
for those of you who do not know, Chip Off the Old Twat wiped out his new bike. If
it was not for his ooo-laa-laa physique, he may have been injured but instead just bruises
and scratches. Get well soon Chip)
Down Downs were short
Hare - Sticky
FRB - Ghost Rider (and how)
DOT and Auto Hashing - Luv Bug and Thunder Pony
Backsliders - Gender Bender and Ghost Rider and TP
Last to the Hash - Hugh Heifer
Nerd Naming abounded and the hare drank for having no beer check.
We retired to Mojo Burrito to plan the next conquest of the woods!
ChooChooH3's Religious Advisor Hugh Heifer |
