Chattanooga Hash House Harriers
Chattanooga Hash House Harriers |
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| Saturday, April 16, 2005 | |
| Boy, talk about your all-time screw-ups. This hash,
which for over a month promised to be the most creative, unique and potentially criminal
hash ChooChooH3 has ever run, totally fizzled out. Why? Not because people
didn't want to do it. Not because it hadn't been planned, checked & dry-run.
Not because emails hadn't been sent out. Not because the website wasn't
updated. Not because directions weren't given out. Not because coordinating
with Fanny Flasher (visiting from San Francisco) got too complicated. Then why?
Because the WebLoser who runs this site can't read, and because the hares didn't check the
WebLoser's shoddy work. The hares sent out an email saying one time, and the
WebLoser updated the website with a different time. Clearly hilarity ensued when the
"wrongtimers" showed up and waited and waited and waited. Oh well, no one
was truly mad and everyone got to enjoy a cookout, so it wasn't a total loss. All problems aside, the "righttimers" got to actually earn their food and drink by dashing through the battlefield. This was an au-natural hash, with Fro & Shiggy running around with no clothes on. Wait, sorry - that was later at circle. This was a no-shiggy and no-chalk hash - something about the park rangers at the national historic Civil War battlefield saying it was not "ok" or something - whatever. So our beloved hares, in addition to dry-running the event three times, came up with ingenious ways to mark the trail (who knew Fro could crap on demand?). The wrongtimers all met at the meeting spot right when the righttimers finished, so everyone headed to the end for food & drinks. We apologized endlessly to FF, who probably got some good laughs in with her fellow hashers when she got home over how "messed up those Southern mofo's" are. Regardless, those who ran (both of them) said it was fun, the hares got some good practice at natural hashing (knowledge to be used again later, they promised), and those who did jack crap and arrived late got just as much free food and beer as the rest of them. All joking aside, Shiggy and Fro really went above and beyond to create a fantastic hash, and with one fell swoop the WebLoser screwed it all up - huge apologies to the hares, and here's hoping they don't find the WebLoser out in public or there will be a serious beat-down in the WebLoser's future. |
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