| Saturday, March 8, 2008 - Frozen But Not
Forgotten (#102) |
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Trail 102 started off with a near fatal drowning! Well,
not really but Hugh raised NFN Frank in his own image. The original plan was to have
the pack spend most of the day in thigh high water and thorns until the beer check but
with the freezing temps that greeted us coupled with high winds a call from NFN Frank
ending with, “If we do what we planned, it will kill them.” led us to re-think
just a bit.
A pretty decent pack joined us at the start – the Rave/Sears parking lot of I-24 and
the hares were off promptly at 2:30. Rare I know but that is because it was soo
freakin’ cold in the parking lot.
Starting with an intersection, the hares led the pack behind the Sears and the theater and
then a check back 5 put them in the shiggarama! The opposite bank of the creek was
steep and slick but they would be rewarded with a difficult climb up under and then onto
Spring Creek Road.
A brief adventure past the biohazard dumps across from the hospital and then into a
fantastic area of trails adjacent to the interstate behind Spring Creek Elementary.
Everything was wet and muddy but the trees provided a great break and brake from the wind.
As the pack made their way to the beer check, the hares were even rewarded with a
bit of a treat as they watched the pack pass from the opposite side of a fence on a dead
end road. That gave the new hare a real treat!! Nothing beats you seeing and
hearing them close and those half-mind hounds being oblivious!
After the beer/hard cider check, the pack was led into the housing area behind Portafino's
and then to Spring Creek Elementary via a well placed foot bridge. The hares led the
pack back across Spring Creek, along side the hospital complex and then back in the shaggy
adjacent to Harvard Street. A great stream crossing and an easy flat muddy trail led
them to the OnIn where the hares were diligently setting out the beer, snack and bags.
The Hashmaster made a command decision to start circle. We welcomed Nashville
Hasher Prick of the Litter and did the usual down-downs. I listed them as usual and
then promptly washed the paper I used.
ReRun drank for FRB, LuvBug for being the only bitch in and shophashing (like autohashing
only you shop instead of do trail) and TiT Wringer for DFL.
Eventually we named Frank Down with the Shit but as he approached to receive his name he
was wrapped in a hula hoop, so he became Hula Whore. Beat out narrowly were Wii Man
and Driving the Vulva.
So we retired to Magoo’s Incorporated on Ringgold Road and then the fun started.
Seems some patrons did not enjoy our revelry but the bartender never really seemed
to care and treated us well, apparently until I left. Seems TiT Wringer had
fightin’ words with some old Biddy about not losing his left testicle in Vietnam for
her for nothing and ReRun was apparently taking too much room up with his Douche Bag.
Eventually the remainder of the pack was bodily removed by some fat dyke posing as
the owner and making a verbal request for the group to all post a revue of the
establishment on Tripadvisor.com.
Well, my burger was good and the beer flowed and apparently trail was a blast. As
for Magoo? Magoo's, they can suck TiT Wringer’s right nut!
Next trail is 103 – the Green Dress – in two weeks, unless you are me, CBT,
LuvBug69 or Cum On Down – ON ON TO PERTH AND THE WORLD INTERHASH!!!!!!! [ChooChooH3's
Religious Advisor Hugh Heifer] |
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