Hares: Sticky Banana
and Chicken Ucker
Those in attendance: Captain Fro Ranger, Shiggy Mama, Short & Curly, Shiggy Dropping,
Sir Shits-A-Lot, Love Bug 69, Cum On Down, Cock Block & Tackle, Hugh Heifer and from
the Music City Hash we had Donkey's Ass and Corrigan.
The Hare, that could show up on time, left out about 2:00 and laid a trail that gave the
hasher a grand tour of just about all the hills that North Chatt. could provide. The only
up side to the first half was that it finished on the down hill side of Tremont. We downed
several beers at Aretha Frankenstein's, and picked up the ever so punctual Chicken Ucker.
The now paired hares high tailed it back toward the Northshore. The trail then split
with the Family taking the Walking Bridge and the runners taking the Vets Bridge. Or
so Sticky Banana thought. The running trail was supposed to go across the bridge and
down Riverside Drive to Chestnut, and then make their way to the Y, and then back up the
Court House before finishing at a parking garage between 5th & 6th Street. But
several hashers that will remain nameless picked up the family trail and spotted the hare
in the last 50 yards of the trail. Then the chase was on. Sticky was forced to
sprint up the exit spiral of the parking garage for three levels before the beer,
exhaustion, and a Hefer got the better of him. Just one level from the finish.
We watched the rest of the hashers make their way to the down-down, it was the perfect
view to see who was cutting trail and who followed the the signs. All in all it was
voted a Shitty Trail by all the hashers. It was later determined that the confusion
on trail was the result of mistranslation of the symbols used by CCH3 and the other
hashers in the real universe. I guess that's what we get for letting the hashers
under the age of 8 do the trail talk. Chicken Ucker and Sticky both got several
down-downs for delegating out such an important task to the littlest hashers.
Several other down-downs were given out for various violations on trail.
We were lucky enough to get to have a naming seramony, and we finished
with an on-after at Hair of the Dog. |
