What a fine day for a drink!!  After the usual pre-ramble drinks and usual delays, and Mustard telling us she could not run because she "pulled her groin" (sure), I led only what could be a called (and proven by the pics) an interesting rendition of Hi, My Name is Joe and the pack was off.   Walkers and runners split until they met up at the first of many beer checks, Arethra Franklinsteins where we had Guinness, then off to the other side of the river to The Big Chill.  After a round of Jesus Can't go Hashing and making new friends on the Duck, the Hares led us to the next stop: Mellow Mushroom, where we met the only other partiers in The Chat and NFN Tish made us $20 by having us sing Happy B-day to a large crowd. (This was just before she became stiff as a board.)  Then back across the river (after paying the hares tab) and to some bar I do know and finally to the finish in somebody's front yard.  Many beers later, the crew retired to North Shore.   Good job, Hares and Happy St. Patty's Day!!  [Hugh Heifer, ChooChooH3's scribe]

Down Down's:
Hare: MP & Gender Bender
FRB: Sticky Banana
DFL: - Auto Hashers
Backsliders: Slick Willy, Double Dipper, NFN Tish, NFN Randy
New Shoes: NFN Randy
Stoopid Shoes: NFN Tish
Making Tish Wear Stoopid Shoes: Penis 4 Recess
Trivia Winners: Double Dipper, Cooter, CBT, Maple Queef, Penis 4 Recess
Bein' a geek: Maple Queef
Can't keep his mouth shut: Double Dipper
Tampon Maniac: Maple Queef
Hares: Sticking the pack with their freagin tab at the Mellow Mushroom
Puking in the yard at circle: NFN Tish
Naming: Just Allen became Penis At Recess after name such as A-Cup, Twinkle Toes, Buffalo Bill, The Crying Game, Boy George, Shut Up
Bitch, Cumshot Drippingstone III and I fucked my Teacher were all shot down.
Hashit: Twat Do I Smell keeps it, and may have it for a long time after he managed to assault the RA and douse the entire pack in spittle, beer and chips.
Best Dressed: Penis At Recess

If anyone has any more photos of the hash, please email them to webloser@choochooh3.com.