| So 71 is in the books. We started in a place called Soddy
Daisy (WTF right?) Maple Queef and the soon to be named IHOC gave the runners some
pavement, then a beer check and then a great bit of shiggy as we ran along the creek and
up, up, up. Things were still ice cold but the pack managed to stay warm with the
700 foot verticle. Twat Do I Smell snared the hares as they left the beer check and
was FRB, Mustard was FBI as usual and although the RA thought Cooter was DFL the honor
went to ReRun recovering from his lameness. There was plenty of nerd naming but the
highlight was Just Steph having the shortest naming in history and ending up as IHOC -
International House of Cum. (Figure she still doesn't get it.) We OnOnOned at
Charlies and CBT and I were back in Rome by 11:00. Good job hares. Two weeks
away will be the Hare Snarer, Twat, giving us another fine tour of Signal Mountain proper.
See you there. Hugh [Heifer, ChooChooH3's scribe].
Down Down's:
FRB: Twat
FBI: Mustard Panties
DFL: Cooter
Earning no cash at the Hash but thinking he did: ReRun
Nerd naming: COD, Luv Bug, IHOC
Grand Theft Auto/Hashit: Twat
NFN Steph was named IHOC - International House of Cum |
