| Friday, October 28, 2005 - 2nd Annual Bad Moon
Rising |
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Attendees included Sticky Banana, Just Kim, Just Kim's friend
(whose name eludes me), Slick Willy, Thunder Pony, ReRun McNally, Shiggy Mama, and Captain
Fro Ranger. Costumes were Scarecrow, Dorothy, Wicked Witch, Cowardly Lion, Reese's
Cups candy, Soccer Chip Shot, Bob the Builder, Tennis Player, Harbinger of Death (ReRun
showed up in a hearse - that's right, a hearse), Tom DeLay's mug shot and Paul Senior from
"American Chopper."
Special Detail - hashers were asked to bring an original bawdy song, with a prize going to
the best one.
After ReRun's fashionably late entrance in the '87 Caddy hearse, the hare's were off at
7:28pm with a lead time was 8 minutes. Somehow, the hashers arrived at mid-point
about 8 minutes after hares (perfect planning). Family hashers arrived at mid point
at about same time, too (again, perfect planning). Hashers were led along Market to
MLK and up into UTC. Mid-point was in a little woodsy area near the old David's at
corner of Vine and Houston. Hashers found a Jack-o'-lantern that marked the spot.
Shiggs and Fro were partaking of a beverage when hashers arrived.
At mid-point, hashers were informed that the best original bawdy song - to be presented at
the on-after- would win its author "a night of sensual pleasure." Hashers
were trembling with anticipation. The hares then led the pack to the Tortilla
Factory to the upstairs bar for circle and on-after.
Three hashers submitted songs for judgement by the pack: ReRun (his song is here), Shiggy (her song is here), and someone else submitted this here. When the dust settled, it was ReRun's song
about... I have no idea... which won the contest. It was sung to the tune of the
Mickey Mouse show theme named "Drunk Hasher." For his creativity, ReRun
won "a night of sensual pleasure," which consisted of one very large cucumber,
KY jelly (the warming kind!), a can of whip cream, breath mints and a condom, all bought
simultaneously, and with considerable embarrassment, at the local Bi-Lo the day before.
I had a copy of ReRun's song to attach, but somehow I shit on it and fed it to my dogs by
mistake (see above to download). Did I mention my song finished behind
ReRun's? Anyway, the on-after was good, and beverages were consumed heartily.
Sticky Banana looked kind of rough, and I think he should get props for drinking from the
Hash Shit and performing well during the hash while recovering from a recent bout of the
pukey-shits.
Thanks to the ChooChooH3 for a great 2nd annual Bad Moon Rising hash. |
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